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Post by alice cullen on Sept 4, 2008 0:50:36 GMT
hello I am edward cullen, and I am here to talk to you about the dangers of having a life! :]
( open to one of the cullens, oh and this is meant to be light-hearted! )
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Post by rosalie hale on Sept 4, 2008 0:55:43 GMT
 
ohmygosh, alice! that sounds so much like him. i think you've been spending too much time around him honestly. you're starting to scare me with how alike you two sound. please dear, do tell me about the dangers of having a life. oh by the way, this is safe right? edward isn't going to come down and find us out? oh but wait! i really don't care, ha. i crack myself up sometimes. have i mentioned that i love you? i think you, emmett, and esme are like the only people i say that too. [/blockquote] |
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Post by alice cullen on Sept 4, 2008 10:33:55 GMT
-puts on velvet voice- well yes, you could step outside right now and snap and break your neck. better just sit here and read, with gloves, don't want to get any paper cuts. OH AND DON'T GET ME STARTED ON COMPUTERS, they damage your eyes, better to sit at the window and look at the view with goggle's on in-case the glass breaks. I swear who died and made him god.
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Post by rosalie hale on Sept 5, 2008 2:16:03 GMT
oh wow, alice! that was great! although, it would be kind of hard to break our neck wouldn't it? just a thought. i think he spends too much time around normal humans, he's gotten used to how fragile they all are. he is an idiot most of the time. has his moments of brilliance but everyone's bound to have them. next thing i know he's going to tell me to stop wearing heels because i might just trip and fall! [/blockquote] |
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Post by alice cullen on Sept 5, 2008 14:25:41 GMT
does not stop him using it as an excuse though, anything to keep me away from the cars. it is like he does not trust me with them, like I would crash them or something...granted I have done just once, maybe twice, but it is not more than three...I think. I say you pin him down and I take his 'special car' out for a spin = ]
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Post by rosalie hale on Sept 7, 2008 19:42:23 GMT
i know! i'd bet that you're a better driver than him. i don't think i've ever crashed a car. not as far as i can remember anyways and i remember a lot! oh yes, that is a lovely idea alice! i don't think he'd like that too much but it would be funny. ohh, i could have emmett help me hold him down just so it's that much worse. you know em would be laughing at him the entire time. we've gotta do it alice! [/blockquote] |
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Post by alice cullen on Sept 7, 2008 21:42:24 GMT
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