( CARTOON HEROES )

[valentine leblanc]

EMMETT MCCARTHY CULLEN

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We are the cartoon heroes woah-ohhh
We are the ones who are going to last forever

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Emmett Cullen was out shopping. This was not a regular occurrence. In fact it only ever happened twice a year, Christmas, when he was ALWAYS determined to find the best gift for his beautiful wife rose, and Halloween, his favourite holiday. That was the reason he was out today. With all that was going on in the Cullen household, Emmett was giving himself a break and searching for the scariest, most life threatening costume he could find for his annual trick or treat session with Alice where they would have a competition to see who could get the most candy. Not that either of them could eat the candy they collected. Still, it was another reason to compete and that was good enough for him.

He stuck his hand out into the display of costumes, pulling them all to one side to look at them individually. Most of them were rather lame. Witch costumes, an ape costume and the one, which entertained Emmett the most, the vampire costume. A wig, a cape and a pair of fangs. Instinctively, Emmett reached up to his own teeth and found they were still flat. Flatter, in fact, than most humans. He never understood the legends humans had created to account for the killings. The myths surrounding the species to which Emmett belonged were, well, in Emmett’s mind, completely insane, but he couldn’t help but be entertained by them. He was always the first one to want to hear a horror story, or see the scariest film, even though the other members of his family, especially Rose, found them extremely inaccurate and can’t stand them. Emmy supposed it was just the tedium of seeing the same thing over and over. The same old bloodsucking, killing leeches. His family found it tiresome that there didn’t seem to be anyone in the world who thought vampires could be good, could have a soul, like the Cullen’s did, well, except for spike and angel from Buffy… they were kinda cool, in fact Emmett idolised Angel somewhat. He really wanted to be a brooding vampire walking the streets of LA solving crimes involving other supernatural beings. He thought that was WAY too cool to just be a TV show, Rose, however had not brought it. She was not so into sharing the title of tortured soul. She was the broody Cullen. Ok, her and Jasper. They were getting way too involved in this whole pretending to be twins gig. In fact sometimes, they were so alike that EMMETT himself was having difficulty remembering they were from opposite sides of the USA. In fact if it wasn’t for Jasper’s southern tint in his voice, his wife and brother were very similar. Emmett shrugged lightly. Jasper wasn’t getting a place in his crime fighting gang.

Well, that decision was partly because of his wife. Alice would want to be in charge of the whole shebang, or at least the best and Emmett couldn’t have that. No, it was going to be Emmett’s private detective agency, therefore Emmett was the one calling the shots and being all boos-like. Mind you Alice had her advantages as well, after all the whole seeing into the future gig was kinda sweet. She was placed solidly on the “maybe” pile, but only if she told him he was completely and utterly awesome and she bowed at his feet, kissing his shoes till they sparkled. Emmett paused for a moment to let that image work for a while in his head. Smiled, then returned to the pile of costumes he was working his way through.

A conversation, he had recently had with Kate Kazakova had made him want to buy costumes for his brother’s too. He wanted his very own justice league. He would be superman… obviously, afterall, people were constantly telling him how much he looked like that smallville dude, and then Edward could be Spiderman, cause they were so similar, both geeky and loved up, and Jasper could be Batman. He would just need to convince them to come trick or treating with him instead of Alice, which would be a mission in itself since Jasper did nothing without Alice, and since Bella’s tranformation, Edward went no where, except school and like to the library without Bella glued to his side. Bella would not be able to come trick or treating with them. One, she would sink her teeth into anyone who opened the door, not to mention ruin the whole cover story of her being AWOL. He sighed and grabbed the costumes anyway. He would work out someway to make sure they came with him. Maybe once Halloween was over they could actually fight crime together. No one would know who they were and they had superpowers. Except, Emmett wasn’t too sure the volturi would be too happy with that. Cursing them, for what felt like the millionth time that year alone, he placed the costumes on the counter, grinned at the old lady who was standing there and handed her the small square of plastic all the Cullen kids carried around with them. ”Merci.” He chimed, before grabbing the plastic bag and heading out the door. Whistling lowly to himself.

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[rosalie hale]

ROSALIE LILLIAN HALE CULLEN
this can't be happening to me
this is just a dream

ooc: tag emmett only please. ugh, craptastic i know but i am being kicked off. will be better next time.

Where the heck was he? Seriously! For once, well maybe more than once, Rose had no idea where her husband was. Honestly, why couldn't he just leave a note or something? Then again, she supposed he didn't have to check in with her every minute of every day. She wasn't that horrible. She knew she could trust her husband not to do anything stupid. She knew that there was no way he would just fall for some other woman or something along those lines. She wasn't stupid, not by a long shot. Just because she was blonde didn't mean she was stupid! She looked all around the house and in the garage, as well as checking around the woods behind the house. She knew he wasn't hunting. He was such a pain sometimes, honestly he was! She put up with him because....well, because she loved him. It was really that simple. She sighed softly and was about to go back into the house when she realized what time of year it was. Close to Halloween. Oh geez, that meant he was most likely out costume shopping. She rolled her eyes and walked to the garage to get her car. She quickly made her way towards the store. It didn't take long at all because naturally, she didn't follow the speed limit. She knew she wouldn't get caught. The Cullens never did. She pulled in next to Emmett's Jeep and got out. She was going to go in after him but instead she leaned against her car, arms crossed in front of her chest. She would wait right here.

She sighed softly, time was not an issue for her. She looked around the parking lot, seeing families and couples and little kids. She could have had that. Children. Wow, children with Emmett. Wouldn't that have been amazing? She closed her eyes for a moment, the breeze ruffling her hair a little and bringing in all sorts of lovely, delicious scents to her attention. She had been fighting against that smell for a long time and now wouldn't be an issue. She could handle it. Instead, she got lost in what could have been. Finally, she heard familliar steps coming towards her. She smiled before opening her eyes. She sawher husband walking towards her and her smile get even bigger. She stood up and stepped towards him a little. She then spotted the costumes he had. She groaned softly and shook her head. She looked at him with a wry smirk. "What, am I going to be Wonder Woman or something?" She asked, sarcasm dripping in her tone. She waited calmly for his reply. Honestly, she was just happy to see him.

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[valentine leblanc]

EMMETT MCCARTHY CULLEN

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We are the cartoon heroes woah-ohhh
We are the ones who are going to last forever

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Emmett smirked as he pulled the bag off the counter and into his paw. Grinning at the lady behind the till before waltzing in his vampire grace (yes, even the bulky Emmett Cullen still had grace) out the door. There was so much to think about before Halloween came round. What kinda candy was he going to get for the brave kids who trekked to the Cullen house, even though the stories about them were getting worse? He loved those kids. Usually they were more scared about being on the Cullen doorstep than the fact that it was Halloween. It made Emmett laugh for hours when they ran screaming cause Emmett went Boo! Loudly as he was giving them candy.

Clutching the bag, Emmett found himself pulling out the mask for Jasper’s batman costume and put it around his face. It just about fit, even though his head was the same size as a small boulder and he smiled at a small child who ran past. ”Happy almost Halloween!” he chuckled at the child who almost failed in horror at the large, intimidating senior. That was the thing about being a vampire. Everything was always so much more fun. Kids were always scared of him, it was instinct. People didn’t understand why the Cullen family creeped them out anymore than anyone else, as they appeared to be ordinary people, but there was something in the supernatural beauty of the family that gave them the willies. Emmett shrugged. It was not his problem. In fact he enjoyed listening to the rumours that he ate children in the cellar of that big ole’ house of his. He found humour in the fact the Cullen house was the scariest one in town, even though it was the complete opposite of the stereotype of a haunted house. That made Emmett laugh too.

As he turned into the car park, a smile appeared on his lips, as he noticed a tall blonde, leaning against a red BMW. He had ran to the shop, and even though running took no effort for him anymore, he was still lazy enough to appreciate the lift. Rosalie’s appearance was one, which, too this day still made him fall back in horror and awe. She was seriously beautiful. He saw the looks other men gave her. The lusty glances which they snuck her over their coffee when the two of them went out pretending to be a real couple on a real date. Which happened occasionally, as Rose yearned for a normal life so much it made him happy to see her, even pretending, to be human, and happy for once. ”Hey Babe.” He strolled up to her and planted a kiss on the cheek, before placing an arm round her body and smiling. Once again he was hit with that feeling of regret. He couldn’t give her everything she wanted and that stung. It stung hard. He couldn’t help but feel like he was not good enough for her. That he was weighing her down. She could be anyone she wanted to be, yet she wanted to stay with him and this simply fascinated the poor guy.

"What, am I going to be Wonder Woman or something?"

”No, silly, Wonderwoman is a brunette,” He shook his head in mock disgust, letting out a deep sigh of pretend annoyance. ”you’re the supergirl to my superman.” He pulled out the revelling supergirl costume and grinned cheekily. ”I would very much appreciate it if you wore this whenever we are alone. In fact why wait till Halloween?!” Laughing he gently kissed his wife on the lips. Mentally picturing her in the small lycra outfit.

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[rosalie hale]

ROSALIE LILLIAN HALE CULLEN
this can't be happening to me
this is just a dream

ooc: tag emmett only please.

My god, she loved this man. That was always the first thing that ran through her head when she saw Emmett. She was lucky enough to spend the rest of eternity with him. Or was it he was lucky enough to have her? Haha, just kidding. Rose may appear to be a selifish bitch but she had her moments. She wasn't always mean. She wasn't usually mean to Emmett either, only when she was really, really mad and he was being stupid but that's the male species for you. She couldn't help but see how he scared some little kid half to death. A grin spread over her pretty lips. He was always like this around Halloween. She actually liked the holiday because she got to dress up and play around. She also got to dress up for Emmett but that's hardly appropriate to talk about here now is it? She gladly accepted the kiss on the cheek and smiled when he put his arm around her. She looked at him with a playful smirk. "Darling, you call that a greeting? Well, how about I show you what I think is a proper gretting, hm?" She chuckled softly and let her hand slide up to the back of his head. She pulled his lips to hers and they exchanged a longer, more passionate kiss that the simple peck on the cheek he had given her. After she'd pulled away, she smiled up at him. "Must better if you ask me." She laughed softly, her laughter sounding like the prettiest music one had ever heard. She tilted her head to the side a little and rested her hands back on the car.

”No, silly, Wonderwoman is a brunette. You’re the supergirl to my superman. I would very much appreciate it if you wore this whenever we are alone. In fact why wait till Halloween?!”

Rose's eyes flicked over to the costume he held up. She raised her brow at the very revealing costume and then looked back at him. She rolled her eyes and shook her head a little. "Really, Emmett? That's what you picked? What happened to something like the ethreal goddess or something along those lines?" She asked him, a small smirk on her lips. She might, just might consider wearing the costume he had picked for her. But in public? I doubt that. "I'd consider wearing it for you. Well, actually I probably will. Just for you. I hope you don't think that I'd wear that in public though? It would barely cover anything." She took another look at the costume and realized just how true her words were. She could see it now, herself in that small, tiny little piece of material that was supposed to be a costume. She reached out and touched the material and raised her brow again. She then looked at Emmett again. "I think you're right, Em. Why wait until Halloween? I mean, I know it was just this morning that we...but why not?" She laughed again, in surprisngly good spirits today. She waited for his reply, grinning.

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